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Emphasize how it’s unexpected or an emergency, otherwise your boss might wonder why you didn’t mention it earlier.I accidentally intercepted a drug drop off deal and I'm dealing with gangsters/mobsters and the police. Of the eight stories in the collection, half feature the popular characters Jeeves and Bertie Wooster, while the others concern Reggie Pepper, an early prototype for Wooster.

My cards are not working and they won't let me leave the gas station until someone comes and pays for me. I have to go to an old friends barmitzfa, we have been friends since childhood, and I totally forgot it was today. My best friend/boyfriend/girlfriend has some serious intense information he/she is telling me today. Publication date 1984 Topics English wit and humor, Excuses -- Literary collections, Excuses, Humorous prose in English, 1945-.Pick a believable holiday—it would be pretty odd to take off work for Rosh Hashanah if your boss knows you’re not Jewish, for example. Since she is home alone, I can't leave her alone just incase if this freak trys anything life threantening. I am responsible for picking up _________(someone important) from the airport, I can't miss this so I can't come in today. You want to run through the corners but you end up looking like Mr Humphries from Are You Being Served? on a boys’ night out with Dick Emery and Larry Grayson: more mince than is seen anywhere outside of a butcher’s slab.