The Best Ever Book of Somali Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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The Best Ever Book of Somali Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

The Best Ever Book of Somali Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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The most popular type of Somali meme is the “Somali Cat” meme. This type of meme features a picture of a cute cat with captions that are usually specific to the culture. These captions range from familiar phrases such as “Ayaan salaan” (hello) to common expressions like “Gabadhu waa gabar dhaqan” (a girl is a cultural girl). The memes can also be used to make fun of certain situations or people in an amusing way. Massajid kii sheekh cali suufi ee xamarkuyaalay ayaa nin sikhraansani soo galay.safka sadexaad ayuu soo galay, salaadii ayuu xidhay, ninka isgaka horreya surwaal kudhegan ayuuxidhnaa markii uu rukuucay ayaa xiniinyihiisii soo muuqdeen ninkii sikhraansanaa ayaa ninkii kahoreeyay xiniinyaha qabtay. Ileen ninka kahoreeya laftiisu wuu sikhraansanaa laakiin labadooda midna midka kale ma oga. Ninkii surwaalaka kudhagan xidhnaa safka labaadna kujiray markii xiniinyaha laqabtay ayuu mooday in xiniinyaha layswada hayo,kadib ayuu isan Imaamkii xiniinyaha qabtay. Imaamkii ayaa yaabay markaas ayuu yidhi"Subxaanalaah, Subxaanalaah...." nikii surwaalka kudhaganaa xidhanaa oo laftiisu sikhraansan xiniinyahana lahayo ayaa Imaamkii ujawaabay oo yidhi " AMA SUBXAANALAYSO AMA HASUBXAANALAYSAN ADEER XINIIYAHA WAALAYS WADAHAYAA" WAAYO MAADAAMA ISAGA XINIINYAHA LAHAYO WUXUUMOODAY IN XINIINYAHA LAYSWADA HAYO. An Iranian, Iraqi, Libyan, Somalian, Sudanese, Syrian and a Yemenite walk into a bar in america. Just kidding, they can't.

SUUBIYO. WAA IS AF KASI WAAYEEN MARKA NINKII WUXUU DHAHAY WAA KU RAACAA EE I TUS WAXA AA SHEEGEESID. MARKII GURIGII LA YIMI AA DUQII SOOMAALIGA ARMAAJO U FURAY SI UU BARANBARADA SOO YAACOOSA U TUSO. GAALKII KUD UUBA ISKU DHAHAY MARKAAS UU YIRI "JESUS!" DUQII SOOMAALIGA AHAAY WUXUUS U MALEYEY BARANBARADA IN JESUS ENGLISH LAGU DHAHO. MARKAAS UU DHAHAY "YES LOTS OF JESUS AROUND HERE!" GAALKIINA WAABA YAABAY. nin iyo naag aa isqabeen ninka ina cali iska dheh naagtana caasho ninka ina cali eh aad uu u gaabnaa una bar yaraa/lafo yaraa either way habeen ay is dagaaleen naagtii way xanaaqdey markaas ay tiri guriga reerkeena aan aadaa ninkii ilmihiisa oo bersadda jiifo uu iska dhex seexdey naagtii waxay is tiri cunug ilmaheeda kamid eh horey u qaado reerkiina aad ninkeedii ay dhabarka saaratey markaas ay intey jidka ku jirtey tiri "Wallee aniga iyo ina cali waxa nakala qabsan doono mar danbe iskuma soo noqono" ninkii intuu dhabarkeeda ka hadley uu i yiri "Naa ina cali dhabarkaaduu saaranyehee dhig inkaar qabto" naagtii naxdin ninkii dhulka ay ku tuurtey hee maskiiiiiiiiiiin! The little boy gets furious and pulls down his pants, and pointing to his most private of parts says,"Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!!!".Once there was a man that came from Somalia to America, He couldnt speak English so he went to choir and learned how to say "Me me me me me me." Somali language is another element often featured in the memes shared by Somalis. Some memes feature words or phrases written in Somali accompanied by English translations and illustrations to help explain their meaning. These kinds of memes are great for teaching basic vocabulary and expressions, while also providing some comedic relief. Maalin maalmaha kaamid,aha duukan caarab leedahay ayaan aalab kaaqadaanayeey.Islaamarki aan islaaha baax ayaa inaan somaali ah iyimiid.(hoorta ruunti aniigu af somaaligu inyaar ayu iguadaagyaha,iyo somaliida xamar kaayimiid maafahmoo) Waa mahadsantihiin dhalinyaro laakiin waxaan idinku dari lahaa qoraalada dhaadheer oo already Internet-ka ku jira inta dadka qaarki soo gudninayaan miyaaney ka fiicneyn inay ciwaanka kaliya soo gudbiyaan iyo wuxuu ku saabsanyahay. Overall, Somali memes serve as an important platform for expressing and sharing aspects of their culture with the world. By showcasing traditional values and beliefs through humor and wit, these memes bring joy to many Somalis around the globe while also giving insight into their unique culture and traditions. Latest Somali Memes Going Viral

Ninbaa waxaa soo qaadeen maraykanka oo qaxooti ahaa, aad ayuu ugu faraxsanaa socdaalkiisa maraykan, waxaa la gaadhay xiligii bixitaanka diyaaradii buu soo raacay waa safar dheer ninkii musqul baa si daran u qabatay balse waa uu ka cabsaday hadii uu danahaas aado in ay diyaarada ka tagto ma uusan moodayn musqusha in ay diyaarada ku dhextaal markii dabe waa uu is celin kari waayey oo is yiri soo boobsiiso markii uu galay suuligii oo uu howshiisa bilaabay baa diyaarada dhaq dhaqaaday in ta daruuri dhex martay ,orod ninkii asagoo qaawan alaa yeysan diyaarada iga tagin waa i kane dadkii meesha qosol bay la dheceen ninka qaawan iyo areyadiisa... Kaaga sii daran eh, albaabka waxaa joogo indhool oo Qof kasto madaxa kataabanayo si uu u hubiyo in uu bidaar leeyahay iyo in kale. Yaakheeyow waxaan ku qosolno ama ku fiidsano noo soo gudbiya. Ma ku jiro karno maantoo dhan waxlee oo laga naxo ama cijiyo isku taag walow dadka qaarkiis ay soo gudbiyaan wax fiican, laakiin, LAAKIIN A KU JIRTO MEEHAAS, kistoo aan is kil kileeyno hee!! Dhib maleh oo sheekooyin badan waa la isku dari karaa laakiin markay sidaan oo kale u dheeradan dadka dhib ayey ku noqonaysaa inay la socdaan.And on his way home he went to get meat from the butcher and learned how to say "Big butcher knife big butcher knife." OMELLETTE- I should punch you dead in the eye for what you just said but OMELLETTE this one go this time. Nin reer xamar aa aadey Hargeysa oo business kabo samayn ah ka bilaabey. Lacag badan markuu ka helay uu saaxiib oo xamar jooga u soo war diray inuu meeshaan imaado oo business ka furto. Saaxiibkii waa imaaday wuxuu furtay meel masawirada lagu cadeeyo. Maalintii dambe aa waxaa u imaaday nin qaldaan ah oo tooray ku findhicilanaayo, markaasuu dhahay "Waryaahee filimkan oo cadaysan aan beri kaa rabaa". Ninkii footada lahaa oo naxsan aa saaxiibkii kabaha sameeyn jiray u tagay oo dhahay saa saa dhacday, filimna hal maalin laguma cadayn karo waa in xamar loo diro,waxay qaadanee labo usbuuc. Aadaa dhibtaan ii keenay oo dhahay meehaan imoow, hada maxaan samaynaa?. Saaxiibkiis wuxuu ku dhahay waxba ha nixin...saan samee beri markuu soo noqdo. Beridii aan ninkii qaldaan oo weli tooraydii istakiin ka dhiganaayo imaaday oo dhahay "Waryee meeye sawiradeeydii?". Ninkii reer xamarka ahaa intuu faas weyn hoos kala soo baxay uu dhabarka ku xoqday uu dhahay..." Aroo masawirka lama usbuuc uus qaataa usoo noqo aan ku dhahay muga". Qaldaankii oo naxsan aa dhahay "Waar qoorta ha iska jarine waan soo noqon doonaa labo usbuuc".



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