As described above, we use your Personal Information to provide you with targeted advertisements or marketing communications we believe may be of interest to you. For example: Do you want to give one of your friends a birthday they'll never forget? Do you want to wish people a white Christmas with a confetti explosion? And are you sure that your friendship can withstand a prank? Or do you not really care about the relationship? Then this diabolical greeting card might be right up your alley! Never-Ending Birthday Card Despite everyone's best intentions, birthdays are inevitably a stressful affair. All the attention, the candles, the singing, the pressure. Why not take things to the next level and get them the Never-Ending Birthday Card

When you get to the plus-shaped fourth view, glue on the last 2 large squares and the last 4 small squares. You can be sure they will try and do anything possible to stop this ‘celebratory’ tune by ripping, tearing, stamping, hammering, drowning or any other form of violence they can think of, but guess what, this greeting is not going away easily. Once opened, the card will begin to play a very loud and annoying ‘Happy Birthday’ Song. The card will just play and play (for up to 3 hours!) unless you literally destroy the card! And then the fun is all over. Right? We may share your Personal Information to comply with applicable laws and regulations, to respond to a subpoena, search warrant or other lawful request for information we receive, or to otherwise protect our rights. WRONG AGAIN! Because when your hapless victim frantically attempts to rip the card to pieces in a flurry of red-faced embarrassment, they’ll be SHOWERED IN A CLOUD OF ANNOYING HARD-TO-GET-RID-OF GLITTER. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Our processor Shopify uses limited automated decision-making to prevent fraud that does not have a legal or otherwise significant effect on you. It’s fine to have flat decorations, like drawings or stamped designs, go past the fold lines. Just don’t place any layers of paper or raised decorations over the fold lines. In the third view, glue 2 large squares to the center panels and affix 4 small squares to the corners. Starting with an explosion of glitter, this annoying card then starts singing a jolly birthday tune for your favourite colleague or loved one. Little do they know that it isn’t going to turn off for at least the next 3 hours. Unfortunately for them, pressing the stop button actually increases the volume of the tune, driving them a little bit closer to having a total meltdown while you watch on in delight. For a 1-piece card, it can be fun to add one motif, like a heart cutout, across the whole view. Just make sure you cut the motif into 4 quarters so you can still unfold the card. [24] X Research source

Practice opening the card to each of the 4 views. Once your card base is completely assembled and the fold lines are creased, start testing out the assembly and never-ending unfolding patterns. Try repeating the unfolding sequence a few times to make the card a little easier to operate. You’ll notice that, although it’s called a never-ending card, it actually has 4 different views.

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Aaaaaand then they’ll probably murder you. But I think we can all agree, it’ll be totally worth it. We share your Personal Information with service providers to help us provide our services and fulfill our contracts with you, as described above. For example: A birthday card like no other, treat your loved ones to a gift they'll always remember. Because they wont have a choice. Because it never stops playing. Give them the gift of a permanent ear-worm combined with extreme mental anguish. Don't worry, there's a safety tab so you can sign the card and test it before the fun begins.