My Mother in-law is 71 and I fantasize about her all the time, I would love to tell her about all of them. The one that makes me cum so easy goes like this. It was 1969 and Dana was a senior at UCLA. “My girlfriend and I were looking for a place to make ‘nookie’ since my roommate was in my room studying. It was a few days before classes started and the room next door to her room was still vacant, so we went in there and proceeded,” Dana explains. When he asked me to throw them out, my face wrinkled up so bad that I think he knew he was way out of line.” One of the more disgusting tales comes from the Cosmopolitan story. One crew member reported: “I had a passenger who bit off his toenails, making a small clippings pile on the seat console.

The mum-of-four, then aged 46, was said to have recorded multiple aerial exploits in a video diary – and was exposed when her pilot husband found the tapes and passed them on to authorities in a jealous rage. Natalie Smith, who worked as cabin crew for Virgin Atlantic, decided to spill the beans about her three-year stint flying the flag for Sir Richard Branson. I am a hairy guy so I decided to get my body waxing done while I was at thailand . I opted for full body waxing and they charged me 1800baht . I paid the amount beforehand and then entered the spa. The lady who was appointed to me was quite old (maybe 50yrs ) . She told me to get naked and lay on the table . We were having sex in the dark & I went to get on top but misjudged how close we were to the edge of the bed. More: Insane date story involving poop will make your bad dates seem amazing 4. An unfortunate accidentThese days, flight attendants often spend much of their time in the air delivering meals and dealing with drunk passengers, but there was a time when it was seen as one of the most glamorous professions for those who could physically match what airlines were looking for. At the end of last year, a British Airways cabin crew member revealed she was selling sex between flights and offering passengers the chance to join the exclusive mile high club by hooking up with them in mid-air. Anyway, Rob and Chris continued with their conversation, and they "got to talk about how semi-anonymity through obscurity was a good thing in many ways." John, who is ironically a marriage, relationship and sexual coach, shares: “My wife and I went out with some friends for bowling and beer. We both had a little too much to drink.” However, that didn’t stop him from initiating intercourse with his wife that night. “I was happily pumping away with a full bladder. I began to feel the urge to ejaculate (or so I thought in my half drunken stupor). The problem was that I was peeing instead of ejaculating.” 5. Caught in the act She didnt want to go to university as a virgin and since we were neighbours and friends, she asked if i wanted to fool around with her, to which I said yes of

That was half the agreement. The other half was the party getting ready to get it on, had to notify the other party so they could be invited to watch the exchange if they wanted to. The invitations are usually texts with a place and time for the desired deed.Hook-ups on flights, dealing with an in-flight death and playing passenger “hot or not”– turns out there’s more to being a flight attendant than just asking if people want tea or coffee.

I would never be so bold, but she got a new doorbell with video and movement sensor. So, its not like i can help myself anymore. In this play of many selves, most of the cast take on several roles, with exceptional dexterity. Norvill is extraordinary throughout. Unguarded, apparently skinless, she talks at first in high-pitched, hiccupping phrases; as her confidence grows, her speech takes on a new flow. An air of project hovers over the evening, yet its candour is rare. So is its sense of inwardness. Confession is not only a matter of speech, but of sensation. Josh Anio Grigg’s sound design ensures that the audience hear the scrape of a plate across a table; when someone says shush in a library the sound crashes like a waterfall. I would like to share 2 stories in this confession. Both are a little embarassing. Its a true story so just enjoy and let me know in comments if u enjoyed . It’s been over a year now and everyone has wanted to watch every time, so far. The last text I sent read, “It’s now time for the Mommy and Tommy show out by the pool, for anyone interested in watching us do it soon… Please be ready to join us in less than 5 minutes.” One respondent to a survey by saucydates.com boasted: “I overheard the stewardess talking to her friend, telling her she had broken up with her boyfriend and hadn’t had sex in a long time. I hit on her and she finally asked me if I wanted to go in the bathroom and have sex.”

But a crew thread on Reddit saw one user saying: “When people ask for the reason for a delay, we usually give a bulls**t response because the real answer would spook passengers. My neighbor is a hot single mum(same age as me). Since i moved in next door (as a single dad of two) I have had numerous fantasies of what could happen but never came to fruition. I am 33 year old bachelor from India, I recently went to thailand solo trip , it was my first ever international trip and I was very excited . That feeling is great, I love it too. When I was 15/16 years old I changed rooms and noticed that our neighbour across the street had a desk ik front of her window and could see into my bedroom. First I always closed the curtain but one time I saw her sitting in the window I left the curtain half open and hoped she could see mee and that changed into completely leaving the curtain open en knowing she could see me masturbate. I even put up a little mirror so I could see if she was there and looking and I know she saw me very often.

According to one British Airways trainer on the BBC TV series A Very British Airline, crew will often try to leave the deceased passenger in their seat or move them to first class if there is more space – but it was not always that way. upvotes Follow Unfollow 1 year ago Dots Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017Rob said his followers engage with stories that revolve around workplace stuff, sex, and schadenfreude, but mostly they seek reading about the human condition. But while you might have thought it was the crew reaching new heights of debauchery, more often than not they are trying to rein in the passengers.