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Laughed out loud long and wheezily at so much in this book (and on the site), that it is hard to single out favorite bits. She wanted all children to have access to books that properly and joyfully reflect our wonderfully diverse world. If you like the wacky nonsense, he's included several picture stories (most about his group of cat friends) that are punchy and hilarious (the best is when the cops pull them over).

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Of course, some of his more famous exchanges don't need a whole lot of backstory to work ("Missing Missy" is perhaps his most famous, and for good reason). You go to a party and see how many beers you can open, take a single drink of, and then leave sitting around (this happens with such alarming frequency, even with adults, that I have to assume it's intentional).

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