Hobson, the program manager, traveled around the world to test different characters for the new Office release. After all those focus groups, a robot, cat, dog, globe, and several other assistants would emerge as the original roster of assistants in Office 97. But many users never knew they had options; Clippy was the default.

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The support showed up in real life, too. At client dinners, on trains. The artist hadn’t quite fathomed the ubiquity of his paperclip until all those memes and encounters. Some even tried to claim credit for the original design. Atteberry would send files to Microsoft’s legal department to prove he was the sole designer. “It’ll probably be mentioned when I die, the creator of Clippy or whatever,” he realized. Was I expecting quality in an erotica about Clippy? Probably not. But I've also been spoilt by bonkers romance that are actually quality. Other books in this flaired series are probably much better, if you're looking for bonkers.Our servers are getting hit pretty hard right now. To continue shopping, enter the characters as they are shown

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A "file MD5" is a hash that gets computed from the file contents, and is reasonably unique based on that content. All shadow libraries that we have indexed on here primarily use MD5s to identify files. Clippy is, of course, the helpful (and long-since retired) personal assistant for Microsoft Office users, the animated paper clip with googly eyes who popped up on our computer screens and asked unsolicited questions like “It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like help?” I can safely say that I've never read a romance featuring a giant paperclip before. And after reading this book I don't think I have ever read a romance featuring a giant paperclip, but we'll get to that later. First, the plot rundown.A community & discussion-based subreddit for romance novels, literature, and movies from an intersectional feminist perspective. Meta-discussion of the genre on traditional and social media. About a decade ago, shortly after the death of his wife from an illness, Atteberry went to Burning Man. Festivalgoers dole out “playa names,” or alternate identities, in the annual haze of the desert. They didn’t have to think too hard about Atteberry’s. He spent the trip answering to “Clippy.” Truly, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, HUHHHH?!?! How does one COME UP WITH THIS LMAO? There are some parts that remind me of the 'men writing women' critique and lines like "she breasted boobily down the stairs." In this novella, we hear about how Christie's nipples are like "eager little puppy noses". Delaney writes of of "orgasm juice", "lady butter", and her "lady port". I can't tell if Delaney can't write female characters or if this is meant to be a joke, but I think it points to some (many?) of the craft issues in the novella itself. Another, however, was a stapler. Atteberry dug the freedom of anthropomorphizing something inanimate. Animals came with expectations about their movements. Desk items and other objects could be as “psychedelic” as he wanted.

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She reached out and grabbed his glowing red end. It was hot, but not too hot. He uncurled further at her touch.

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MD5 of a better version of this file (if applicable). Fill this in if there is another file that closely matches this file (same edition, same file extension if you can find one), which people should use instead of this file. If you know of a better version of this file outside of Anna’s Archive, then please upload it. MH: These two books are part of your “Digital Desires” series. How far can you go with this concept? Conquered by Clippy is a 4000 word short story featuring sexual situations with digital assistants. It's for super mature audiences only. LD: The plot would have to capitalize on this fundamental conflict. Google Now would appear to the protagonist as a disembodied voice haunting her, and answering her wishes with information and advice delivered at just the right time. The situation takes a dark turn when Now starts preemptively granting wishes she hasn’t even made yet... including those of an erotic nature. Behind a one-wa y mirrorin the bowels of Microsoft’s Redmond campus, Karen Fries watched yet another volunteer cry.

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Microsoft gave him a private office and the freedom to draft 20 or 30 characters for Bob. Naturally, one was a rabbit. “Hopper” made the final cut as an alternative to Rover.LD: Google Now doesn't really have a face or a personality, so it would be a challenge to engage in sexual relations with him or her. Challenge accepted! MH: We have a pretty extensive guide here at Men's Health called 45 Sex Positions Every Couple Should Try. Which, if any, of these positions could Clippy actually achieve? Which ones would be the most difficult for him? Which ones would he excel at? In 1987, just over a decade after Bill Gates and Paul Allen founded Microsoft, she started in Redmond. Four buildings surrounded “Lake Bill” at the HQ that would transform a small farming town 15 miles east of Seattle into a big-tech hub.