As his gifts mount up keep an eye out for his distinctive markings on them in the background illustrations. All of his friends are coming and his mum lets him help prepare the food (one look at his hands and you’ll see why this is a bad idea).

Bumface can’t help the fact that his face is a bum, nor can he help his poo hands, and he still stays positive and has a group of friends who clearly also accept him for who he is. A book of such unrivalled uniqueness and scatological humour that, at first, I thought I had imagined it. I recently launched the Kindle edition of one of my books and, as many authors probably do, I thought I’d have a browse around to see what new books I was up against. By purchasing the item from Charlies Chapters Ltd you agree that you are happy to receive a revised edition.Non-personalized content and ads are influenced by things like the content you’re currently viewing and your location (ad serving is based on general location).

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