Magnus Irving puts you on some weird table with your anus facing him. He tells you to relax and smile as he pushes your legs above your head and spreads your butt cheeks. Then Magnus pours hot liquid chocolate all over your anus and waits for it to harden. Duldulao PM, Ortega AE, Delgadillo X. Mycotic and bacterial infections. Clin Colon Rectal Surg. 2019;32(5):333-339. doi:10.1055/s-0039-1687828 My colleague sex educator and researcher Reid Mihalko likes to open with the phrase, 'I have an idea!' [when bringing up a new sex act with a partner] which helps set the stage for a low-pressure chat. Share what you want (giving or receiving), what about it turns you on, and if you have any requests or boundaries. The other person should have the opportunity to share their thoughts as well." Mantilla N, Jorge J. The Management of Pruritus Ani. IntechOpen; 2022. doi:10.5772/intechopen.102782

Looking for that unique gift, secret Santa ideas, or a cheeky Valentine’s Day present? Nothing says I love you like a chocolate anus. The perfect gift for friends or enemies. We are proud to produce traditional hand crafted chocolates to the highest standard in our UK Atelier. We only sell fresh chocolate, and believe the chocolate anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class. We’ve all got one and they are all different! Fluid. Normal saline is the best option for rinsing out your bum. This is better than tap water, which can affect the balance of electrolytes, such as sodium, in your body. You know, Bataille likened the sun to an anus. Not just because of its amazing productive capacity but because of its tendency to scandalize, to force us to look into the dark. Well, what’s a better way to get to know your dark shadowy side and to introduce it to others than to take a plaster cast of your own asshole.” Chocolatiers lay before Willy Wonka a spread of rounded truffles, salted caramel logs, nougat-centered milk chocolates with tops spun like roses, and a solid, 85% dark confection shaped like an ass.

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If you're looking at this version of butthole and thinking "that's a little lowbrow for me," don't worry. You can always get this limited edition bronze (non-edible) anus. The possibilities are endless and delicious! Ingredients: Milk Chocolate: 34% cocoa solids, 22% milk solids (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, soy lecithin, natural vanilla) Zane says doing a full douche isn’t really necessary for rimming. "A lot of people tend to douche expecting rimming to turn into anal sex. But if you're just getting your ass eaten you don't need to clean up six inches inside of your rectum. so you could literally just soap and water on your butthole and you would be completely fine." Several years ago, Willy Wonka sat down with the UK's most distinguished chocolatiers to lay down the next big release in artisan chocolate. He tried many of their stunning and revolutionary manipulations of the finest Belgian exports, and felt rejuvenated by the abundance of creativity and potential. However, none of their singular confectionery creations quite hit the mark on its own. Here is the story of how Edible Anus Chocolates were born. Use things that are designed for anal pleasure, like vibrating butt plugs, anal beads, or a prostate stimulating massager," Manta says. This is really important, as most sex toy related injuries stem from people inserting a foreign object that wasn’t designed for anal play into their butt. This includes vaginal sex toys — do not put those in your bum!

Consent and communication are the cornerstones of all good sex, whether it’s your standard missionary or rimming. Sexuality educator and coach Ashley Manta says having a conversation (clothed and in advance of entering the bedroom) will help set you up for success.

Repeated prolapses — I’m sorry, rosebuds — are risky. The actual prolapse doesn’t just happen and actresses have to train to get the bud to occur when they want. To be able to rosebud effectively, actresses need to have prolonged sessions with multiple massive objects so that their rectal walls become loose and easy to push right out. Training might also include sleeping with toys in the anus the night before a shoot. The feeling, Shaw says, is similar to that of pushing out a baby. And there are side effects. Want to do something extra special for your girlfriend or boyfriend this Valentine’s day? Look how tasty this molded butthole looks. Just want to bite into it and savor, right? If you experience significant anal itching or have a hard time feeling clean, you may have hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids are swollen veins in the rectum that may be around the anal opening, called external hemorrhoids, or inside the anal opening, called internal hemorrhoids.