and there's good, practical advice to be extracted: Instead of presenting your cat with a toy mouse to play with, have your cat bat around the iodine tablets he'll use to purify tainted water. Educate your cat now about how horrible birds are; otherwise, later you risk birds' teaching your cat a lesson of their own…a lesson in murder.

Your cat, whom you have already talked to about how a firearm is a tool and not a toy, and who has received extensive training on the proper handling of the weapon, discovers your firearm and accords it the respect it is due? The author should be up front with his views and not try to push them by presenting them as humor or satire. For example, on gun safety: “Of course your cat should have access to all the weaponry our Founding Fathers risked their lives to guarantee us, whether it be a simple Beretta 9mm or a fully automatic AK-47. This book is actually a collection of a few different pamphlets that cover a variety of topics, including safety for guns, sex, online, and the apocalypse.This funny book by the American Association of Patriots answers crucial questions such as, 'What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms? Citizens who cannot handle a gun safely are as irresponsible and useless as citizens who do not own a gun at all.

while posing a potentially serious threat to your cat’s safety, should not be met with lethal force. Wicca is merely watered-down Satanism, luring foolish young women with liberal arts degrees into lesbian covens where they worship a goddess and their menses…Overwhelmingly, Wiccans are angry, lonely feminist spinsters, and therefore likely to own lots of cats - cats they indoctrinate with their heathen propurrganda.

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and yet, they miss a few opportunities, which is just as jarring to a reader as encountering all the italics in the first place. While the sheer volume of cats ensnared by games such as this one is a testament to how addictive online games can be, the greatest danger is not the possibility of addiction, or even the threat posed by the many sexual predators who use the games to meet unsuspecting kittens. Definitely fun to read a bit here and there, and a great thing to have on your bookshelf to start conversations. If your cat tells you they're gay, or even if you suspect they are, it's important to let your cat know you love them - no matter what - even if Jesus won't because of their horrible sins. How could I know that the sections titled “Who are the enemies who seek to undermine my cat’s faith in Creationism” and “Are there any types of guns that are inappropriate for my cat to use?

I grew up in a highly conservative, evangelical christian household, so it was hilarious to read all the B.

It is prepawsterous to think that their blood would run any less red than that of a human American patriot. And: “Unfortunately, I’ve worked nights all my life, and one thing that’s consistent across all graveyard shifts is there’s going to be one dude who’s REALLY into conspiracy theories. A pure work of satire and knowing this when you begin will help you understand the absurdity of it all. the rest of it - the idea of cats saving themselves for marriage, the image of cats taking the pill or wrestling, opposable thumblessly, with condom wrappers (which proves, of course, that god doesn't want cats to use birth control), the sins of spaying and neutering, the dangers of cats wearing flashy collars, inviting sexual attention, just weren't working for me on a humor-level. If you have a young cat in the house, you’re probably wondering about those upcoming times when you and kitty will have “the talks”.Watching Tom and Jerry or Sylvester the Cat from Looney Tunes could give them the idea that guns are toys. Dust Jackets are not guaranteed and when still present, they will have various degrees of tear and damage.