It’s a lot more fulfilling to sing “Sweet Caroline” in a bar with a bunch of strangers than it is to pretend that you don’t know the words, missing out on something that’s fun, memorable (depending on how many shots you do), and social.

For those of you who don't know who Stassi is, she's on a famous reality TV show and she is the most Basic B you'll ever meet. I will tell stories about losing my virginity, totally screwing up on social media, and learning that I don’t know shit about life—which is a pretty good lesson to learn in your twenties—and how not everything can be solved by bingeing on Taco Bell.

But this book made it hard to nap because first of all it made me laugh — obviously, Stassi has a way of saying normal ass things, mostly about Ranch dressing, that make you chuckle — but this book was also uplifting and empowering. Any declarative statement in this book is immediately followed by the caveat that if it’s not your thing, that’s fine too! Discover how to embrace your best basic self in this instant New York Times bestselling, laugh-out-loud hilarious, and “refreshing to read” ( The Cut) guidebook from the breakout star of Bravo’s hit reality show Vanderpump Rules. Yes, I love watching people being ridiculous on TV, but I also read almost 300 books last year, and have a college degree, so y'all can kiss my ass.

From her very public breakups to her most intimate details about her plastic surgery, Stassi shares her own personal experiences with her trademark honesty—all with the hope you can learn something from them.She was all like, oh I'm obsessed with haunted houses and ghosts and everything supernatural, I just love investigating them, I'm such a basic bitch! I learned that I am definitely NLB (Next Level Basic) in some ways in life and not so much in others but as Stassi would want me to do. You can change your choices at any time by visiting Cookie preferences, as described in the Cookie notice. She confesses some pretty embarrassing facts: like how she awkwardly lost her virginity, how she experimented with a lot of, ahem, unflattering fashion stages, or how she is DEEPLY fascinated with serial killers.

Stassi Schroeder’s Next Level Basic gets 5 stars because contrary to that assumption, her book somehow survived as a laughable mess.it also just sounds like that one really good friend who's a little drunk, and your the DD and shes stuck in the bathroom with another drunk girl and wont stop talking.