How did the Jamaican musician feel after composing a new tune? It brought him a lot of jam-joyment! Riddle: Four brothers went on a trip, two before and two behind. The two behind could never catch up with the two in front.

How do you know a Jamaican big boy is in the room? You can smell the aroma of curry goat and rice and peas! I went on a tour of a Jamaican rum distillery, and the guide asked if I wanted a taste. I couldn’t resist and said, ‘Pour it on, mon!'” How did the Jamaican tree communicate with other trees? Through ‘root’-s reggae! Island Laughs: Jamaican Jokes and Pun-Tastic PunsWhat did the Jamaican say to the criminal ghost? Yuh better skank before the boo-ll and chain catch yuh! Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death’s agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally dozens of ‘Gizzadas’. According to the Oxford dictionary, a riddle is a question that is difficult to understand, and that has a surprising answer, that you ask somebody as a game. Riggle mi dis, riggle mi dat: What happens 1 time in a minute, 2 time in a week and 1 time in a year. Why did the Jamaican man refuse to pay for his meal at the restaurant ? Because he was already Jamaican for it, mon!

I went to Jamaica and bought some banga toys for the beach.” Jamaica Inn-spired Wordplay (Tom Swifties)When the Jamaican firefighter was asked about his job, he said, ‘I’m always bringing the heat, mon!'” Why was the Jamaican chef so beloved? Because he always added a little “spice” to everything he cooked! What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card? I went to Jamaica and realized I had a serious problem—everywhere I went, I was drawn to the jerk sauce. I guess you could say I was ‘sauce’-sexual.”

Why did the Jamaican tennis player switch to playing golf? He wanted to swing to the “island-green”! Ah,” said God. “That’s Jamaica the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful beaches, blue mountains, streams, hills, and waterfalls. The people from Jamaica are going to be very handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world holding good jobs. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace, play football and go to the Winter Olympics.” I told my Jamaican friend that I was feeling down, and he said, ‘No problem, mon. Just add some reggae to your blues!'” How do Jamaican church members stay cool during hot summer services? They use “church fans” with reggae designs! I asked my Jamaican friend if he was confident about solving a difficult puzzle. He said, “No worries, mon. I’ll figure it out. I just need a little island time.”

How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican?

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. Riggle mi dis, riggle mi dat:I can travel from there to here by disappearing and here to there by reappearing. What is it? I got lost in a Jamaican marketplace, and a local vendor told me, ‘Mon, you need to get your bearings straight.'” After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. \ Why did the Jamaican big boy start a record label? He wanted to showcase the best of Jamaica’s reggae and dancehall music!

You bring home food from a party (enough for your breakfast the next morning, your lunch and your dinner!) Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'dandelion' in it. Jamaican: Da Cheetah ran faster dandelion After finishing the marathon in Jamaica, the runner felt like he had gone the extra mile… literally!” What did the Jamaican church do when they ran out of hymn books? They started singing “Bob Marley” hymns!After the Jamaican is done the American asks him, "How come you Jamaicans don't wash your hands after you pee?" It’s a planet,” replied God, “and I’ve put Life on it. I’m going to call Earth and it’s going to be a great place of balance.” One day the old man said to the said to his wife, “Mazie, yu know afta all these years mi still love yu so” I tried to impress a Jamaican girl at the beach, but she said I was just a sand-dweller. It seems I wasn’t her type of ‘sand’.”