Then the boy turned his attention to the gigantic stuffed grizzly bear in the corner of the cabin, and remarked, “That’s a huge bear, Grandpa!” After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange. So she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. The clerk says, “There is a public toilet 50 steps away from this store, if you take the laxative now, exit the store, and run straight there, as you sit down on a toilet your poops will be pouring out.”

The sheet lands on a man walking by. The man wrestles a little with the sheet and the poop comes flowing out. How can you differentiate between bad and good toilet paper? One is terrible while one is tearable. Join us on a comedy voyage that maintains utmost cleanliness as we present a collection of squeaky-clean poop jokes that will bring you laughter without any mess. Gone are the days you had to stifle your laugh in class or in front of your mother because someone passed gas. This is your time to laugh hard and valiantly because poop jokes were and will always be hilarious. We know that pooping is a little gross to talk about or bring up at the dinner table, but giggling about the things that pop out of our bodies has always had its own special brand of comedy. We’ve known this since we were children and they’re just as funny today as they were then. We want to help you reconnect to that kid so that you may one day pass it on to your own inappropriate children.It’s a pain having to deal with constipation. It’s not a pleasant feeling in the stomach and if you find yourself sitting on the toilet and waiting for something to drop then at least get loose to these jokes about pooping instead. We know you can’t.

The boss looks at the attempt. “You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!” Paddy leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and whispers, An old woman goes into a supermarket to buy cat food. Knowing that times are hard, the cashier is sure that the old woman is buying the cat food to eat it herself. She tells him to go to see his father downstairs. His dad says, “Open your hand.” He starts to repeat again that he has a leprechaun in his hand but the father takes his hand and opens it and sees his hand covered in poop.Poop jokes for kids form a key part of their early humor development. The world of bathroom humor is a realm full of hilarity for children. For them, the absurdity of everyday bodily functions serves as the perfect material for jokes and laughter. This is especially true when the topic is something that is often deemed ‘taboo’ or ‘naughty’ in other aspects of life, like poop. How would you define a fart? It is a lone cry from a turd that is abandoned. Unbelievable Potty Humor For Kids I’ve been experimenting with iron, carbon, and aluminum to make a better toilet. I’m going to write an essay on my results. The pirate took another swig, “Twas a mutiny. Me own crew left me marooned on a desert island. But I had no fear. I lay down on the sand to wait to be rescued. As I looked up, a seagull flew over and pooped in me eye.”