How blessed are some people, whose lives have no fears, no dreads; to whom sleep is a blessing that comes nightly, and brings nothing but sweet dreams." - Bram Stoker

Sleep might not seem like a funny subject, but it can be pretty hilarious. Here are 20 sleep quotes about the funny side of sleep.Some brands experiment with three-dimensional, molded cups to avoid putting pressure on your eyes. Others are inspired by deep pressure stimulation and add beads like the ones found in weighted blankets. Some masks are made with material that you can pop in the fridge or freezer to get the benefits of a cold compress while dozing off. Everyone’s sleep needs are different. You need to make sure that you get the right amount for your chronotype, and then make sure that the quality of your sleep is good. What's so funny about sleeping, you ask? Well, legend says, it's the quotes! Not convinced? Well, here are some of the most amusing sleep quotes to fill you with mirth and joy before you hit the bed.

Stability: The last thing that we want is to notice the mask in a way that’s distracting, painful or annoying. Masks that shifted, were noticeable or even — gasp! — woke us up lost points. We especially noted if it caused uncomfortable pressure on the head, eyes or face. If a mask stayed put and felt invisible, it came out on top. Dr. Michael Breus knows what he’s talking about. Known simply as “The Sleep Doctor,” he’s made it his mission to educate people on getting the right amount and good quality of sleep. We’ll hear more from him later…Yea, all things live forever, though at times they sleep and are forgotten.” - H. Rider Haggard, She: A History of Adventure I’m convinced that the secret to a good night’s sleep is finding a comfortable position and never moving again.” I love to sleep. Do you? Isn’t it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.’ - Rita Rudner Alcohol remains the most popular sleep aid in the world. But while it might help you ‘pass out,’ it massively affects the quality of your sleep. Michael has a simple formula to help you know when it’s time to stop drinking before bedtime so that you can get most of the alcohol out of your system first.

Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night… without the satisfaction.” — Lynn Johnston The 100% cotton fabric is some of the softest jersey we’ve ever felt against the eyes. The Mavogel is so light, soft and airy that it has a barely there feeling. While we found all masks to press on our eyelids ever so slightly so that blinking was noticeable, this mask provided the lowest amount of pressure on the eyelids of all of the nonelevated masks that we tried. You might also be surprised to know you’re in good company. From famous authors and musicians to comedians and politicians, there are a lot more insomniacs than you might realize. Here’s what they have to say about fighting to get to sleep. That’s right. You should get into the habit of going to bed at the same time every night and doing the same things every night before you do. This helps prepare your mind for rest. I can’t sleep because my thoughts are like squirrels in a wheel – running around in circles and going nowhere.”Watching a baby sleeping is perhaps the only thing more comfortable than sleep itself.’ - Atmaja Bandyopadyay I’m starting to think that the reason I can’t sleep is that my bed is haunted by the ghosts of bad dreams.” People seldom change. Only their masks do. It is only our perception of them and the perception they have of themselves that actually change. -Shannon L. Alder

What I wear on and off stage is my mask. You see, a mask doesn’t hide you, it exposes you. – Nuno Roque Good old Will. This one comes from Prospero, in The Tempest, and qualified as I am with an English Literature GCSE, I am pretty sure the immortal bard initially said: “made on.” Humphrey Bogart popularized the ‘stuff dreams are made of’ in the film The Maltese Falcon. But that’s a whole other essay.

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We are such stuff as dreams are made on; and our little life is rounded with a sleep." - William Shakespeare Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.”- Mahatma Gandhi