Eddie: Richard, I'm warning you. If you don't shut up and let me watch "Miss World" I'm going to stuff your head up your bum. And you'll spend the rest of your life wandering around on all fours looking for the light switch. Here’s some good advice from co-creator Brad Falchuk on writing Horror TV scripts: “If you want to kill everybody in a movie except one person, you can kind of get away with that, but if you’re looking to do a horror TV show, you have a different responsibility to the characters because the audience has a different affection for them.” Richie: Get out of it mate, this is Eterno-Gum! Nothing'll shift this! I've been sitting on a bowl of petrol for the last two hours. I tell you, I'm a walking time-bomb I am - one curry and I'll blow, and I'll take half the street with me as well. Here’s a script from a show that famously doesn’t rely on scripts. Instead, writer Larry David produces an outline himself, and the dialogue is largely improvised by the actors on set. Nevertheless, this is essential reading for all comedy TV writers looking to find humor in the minutiae of daily life. Alun Palmer (27 January 2012) [1 September 2010]. "Adrian Edmondson 'unlikely' to work with Bottom partner Rik Mayall again after quitting comedy". Daily Express. " I've had last laugh says Adrian" at Express.co.uk.

Ever since I was wounded leading the charge at Goose Green in the Falklands, I haven't been able to make love properly. At the bookies] Eddie: Five hundred quid, on the nose, on Sad Ken if you please. Bookie: Certainly. Would you like to pay tax? Eddie: Of course I wouldn't. What a ridiculous question! Eddie: Why're you putting mayonnaise on your face? Richie: It's not mayonnaise, it's sun tan lotion. Eddie: (examining bottle) Never heard of low calorie sun tan lotion. Richie: What? Oh no, blast! Oh God! Oh, argh-rrgh! Phuh! Well where's the sun tan lotion then? Eddie: You squirted that into your cheese roll. Richie: But I ate that! Eddie: (grinning) Yeah, I know. Richie: Well why didn't you tell me? Eddie: Because I don't like you very much. How does the racehorse move again? - It's not a racehorse, it's a knight! - Where's the knight, then? - Well, he must have fallen off.

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In late 2004, surrounding the release of their Mindless Violence DVD, Mayall hinted that he and Edmondson may possibly be returning with another tour in the future. However, Edmondson said that it was "definitely time to stop. We're both getting too old. We both realised that the show wasn't as engaging as it used to be. We were starting to look a bit ridiculous. ... We're both nearly fifty and we're starting to feel slightly undignified talking about wanking and knobs constantly." [24] In 2010, Edmondson confirmed that he had quit comedy, stating that his interest in it has declined for many years, and wanted to focus more on his band. He dismissed the idea of reuniting with Mayall, saying it is "very unlikely". [27] Following on from a couple of disappointing chapters in the film franchise, MTV decided to make a go of commissioning a writer to pen a TV series adaptation. The resulting show does a good job of maintaining the humor and self-aware pop culture references of the original movies. Eddie: We've been burgled! Richie: Well you may have been, young man, but I have never in my life! As a Christian I'm so tightly clenched... OH! Oh, burgled!

Richie: Oh. Oooh. Ah ha ha ha-ha. Trying to decide which one of us to have, are you? Well before you decide let me tell you that, ah, "Tiny" Eddie here and.. I.. h-hmm.. share the same flat so don't worry, you'll both be waking up in the same house. Oh, yes, and here is the magic beanstalk! I'm glad I've got a head for heights, 'cause it's a whopper, isn't it? We'll need oxygen masks before we get to the top, Sir Edmund It wasn't ME who let us get behind with the rent. Read this script not only for inspiration on how to create a dystopian future world but also how to adapt a novel into a TV series. This show does a great job recreating Margaret Atwood’s 1985 novel of the same name and the author also served as a consulting producer. Series creators, the Duffer Brothers, received a hands-on mentorship from M. Night Shyamalan during the production of an episode of Wayward Pines. Once finished, they came up with the idea for Stranger Things and pitched it to fifteen cable networks—all of whom rejected it, saying a plot involving kids as leading characters wouldn’t work.Ha ha ha ha ha-ha! Oh. So you've moved tables. Of course, how silly of me. It's much more romantic in a booth, isn't it birds? Richie: So when you ask me, [impersonating Eddie] "Uh, what's for breakfast?" I would say 'something a little unusual. Eddie: What, like a really crap impression of me? All of a sudden? 10 weeks into the tour? Just 'cos the cameras are on? Richie: Ohh, God! I wonder what she'll find down there? I've had them on for three weeks. What am I doing here? Oh yes, where's that biro? Right, chest hair. What do you think, curly or straight? Curly's a bit suggestive, don't you think? Richie: Ah-ha ha ha ha ha. Yes. Although, if you play your cards right, you could both wind up sleeping in the same.. bed.