Sending you positive vibes, healing thoughts, and a guarantee that no funny memes will go unnoticed while you’re recovering. You are not only healing from the surgery but also from the anesthetic. So do not feel bad if you can’t recall my classy jokes. Get well soon! Unless I’m the beneficiary of your life insurance, in which case I think you should stop fighting it and let yourself be at peace. While you heal, take time to rejuvenate your spirit by making art and listening to music. Exercising your body and mind is essential for improving your wellbeing. I am excited for the next time we can appreciate art together. Get well soon! Like acing the life, you have aced the surgery too—much love to you dear. Now have a swift recovery.

Sending all the warmest regards so that you feel the warmness of fever twice. Just kidding dear. Feel good soon. Haven’t you heard the saying, ‘an apple a day keeps the doctor away’? You had to visit the doctor, so you must not have been eating your daily apple! Make sure you don’t forget next time.I really hope that you feel better as soon as possible, because I’m running out of nice things to say to you! Helplessly lying in your bed makes you vulnerable to whatever I wanted to do to you. Are you ready? Get well soon! Since you just came out of a surgery, I’ll save the wine and gift basket for when you’re able to consume guilt food. For now, I am sending you this card full of my best wishes. Take care, and I hope to see you soon.

Sending you healing vibes and a promise to bring you a collection of funny books to keep you entertained during your recovery. Learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you. Get well soon dear friend. The treatment is really a cooperative of a trinity–the patient, the doctor, and the inner doctor.” – Ralph Bircher Once you’ve been discharged from the hospital, I’m going to put together a dinner that will make up for all the hospital food you ate after your surgery. I’m so glad you are on a path to good health. With love, from your friend. A little get well poem will put a smile on your friend’s face, and let them know you’re thinking about them. Whether you’re the sentimental type that wants to send something sweet and motivating – or the cheeky type like me that prefers a funny giggle-inducing message – I’ve got a few ideas for you.

I know that you are injured and in grave pain, but you are stronger than you think. This pain will not be the end of you, as you will get over this distressing time. I wish you a speedy recovery. Wishing you a speedy recovery filled with funny moments, joyful surprises, and a renewed zest for life. All your friends are waiting to celebrate your birthday. Make sure you don’t disappoint them by staying this whole week in the hospital. Please fast recovery soon. Can you not live a minute without people’s attention? You sure do survive that surgery, though. I cannot wait for you to stand on your own legs.

Have you heard the schedule of our college football tournament? It’s damn pretty close and we don’t want to lose a single match for your absence. Please fast recovery soon dear. I heard laughter is the best medicine, but chocolate comes in a close second. Get well soon and I’ll bring you a mountain of chocolate!If you’re feeling creative, you might want to try your hand at writing your own funny get well soon poem. Here are a few tips to get you started: Kids love ice cream. This message is designed to give them something to smile at and look forward to. 29. Metropolis called and asked where Superman was. I told them you'd be there in no time. Get well soon! I bought you some chocolates, but the doctor said that you wouldn’t be able to eat them. So, are you going to get better soon, or will I have to eat them all instead? Hospitals aren’t quite all-inclusive resorts, but with daily meals, an adjustable bed and attentive staff, they get very close. Dear, I hope you feel well soon.