Now, I know what you’re going to say. “Lighten up, lady. This calendar is clearly a gag gift — a joke!” But all jokes contain a kernel of truth, and in this case, the kernel is more like a whole corn maze of scary. The generation of participation trophies and gold stars has grown up — allegedly — and is continuing to find ways to congratulate its own efforts. Universe Publishing Great gift or gag-gift idea. Fun to hand out at parties, showers, birthday parties, holiday get togethers and more! Beyond that, this calendar comes out in June. June! Who buys a wall calendar when the year is half over?

Hi — have you “adulted” yet today? Did you pay some bills? Show up to work on time? Schedule that annoying doctor’s appointment? No? Then congratulations! You’re a functioning grown-ass human who doesn’t expect daily rewards for getting your s–t done. But if you can’t live that harsh reality, then fear not: A wall calendar is here to solve all of your problems. Can we all agree that sometimes being an adult is the worst I think that every spring when tax season comes around.