Now, while these fake numbers still work, there are a few things to keep in mind when you use them. For one, most of these numbers only work when someone actually calls them. When you hand out your number, you might want to say something about how you’re old school and that they should call you instead of text, or mention that you hate texting.

The Rejection Hotline, which politely explains to the individual that whoever gave them this number is not into them. But when Miss Stevenson arrived at her hotel she received a text message telling her it was all a ruse and she had been stood up by the heartless Dutchman who told her, 'You've been pigged'. A devastated student flew 400 miles to meet her lover in Amsterdam only to be told she was the victim of a cruel 'pull a pig' prank. What the HELL have I been up to? I’ve got to level 783 on TWO-DOTS which means I am consistently in the top 30 players in the country. Don’t bother immediately dumping your sexual partner and pursuing me because of that fact - as I said before, i’m not perfect. I am still living with my idols (“MUM” and “DAD”), and have been VERY BUSY evaluating my LIFE. A big theme has been: The world is really bleak at the minute LOL and I don’t know what to do about it!!!! Another has been WHERE SHLD I LIVE followed by AND WHAT JOB SHLD I DO !!! AND OF COURSE …. guilt and shame :) More on them girls later :) The Mary Sue Rejection Hotline, which will say, “Oh hello there. If you’re hearing this message, you’ve made a woman feel unsafe and/or disrespected. Please learn to take no for an answer and respect women’s emotional and physical autonomy. K THANKKS.” Best of all, it’ll send texts as well, and waits an hour to send the text once it’s received one so you have time to bounce.I'm guessing that it is related to the informal BrEng expression, pig out: To eat ravenously; gorge oneself: “pigged out on cake”, and according to Macmillan Dictionary, to eat an extremely large amount of food Deriving as it does from "Pull-A-Pig", which is described as a "drinking game" by Clare Longrigg in the 26 Aug 1993 issue of The Guardian ("Poison ivy and the wallflowers"), 'she is/was/has been pigged' probably originated sometime historically proximate to that publication. Oxford Dictionaries lists a long list of idioms citing the four-hoofed Suidae but no mention of the idiom used in the The Daily Mail The Loser Line, a Seattle radio station phone number that rejected people can call and leave a message. Those recorded messages will sometimes air during the station’s morning show.

Yeah you heard right! I I can now reveal the (nearly) year long prank I’ve been exercising - the promise, to you, of a bi-monthly newsletter. I only sent two, which means, YOU GOT PRANKED!!!! HA HA HA! Jokes on ……. me ????? Or perhaps this wasn’t a prank at all. Perhaps breaking the promise I made to you in January is a way to show you that no-one is perfect. And more then anything, it’s a heart felt reminder that my word means NOTHING please don’t remember anything I have literally ever said I stand by nothing and in that way, everything :)