I've read books about fifteen-eighteen year old girls who don't go "OMG". They just narrate with descriptions and loooooong words and melodramaticness. It's day two of practice, and Nikki has to go out on the ice if she's going to make it to the show. Brandon takes photos of Victoria to distract her so the girls can finish their routine. None the wise, Victoria gives them a pass and they just have to get through one more day.

Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess - Goodreads Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess - Goodreads

Welcome to Nikki Maxwell's aDORKable world and the mega-selling Dork Diaries series – now with over 50 million copies in print worldwide! It's Christmas day. The family wakes up and opens their presents. Nikki finally gets a cell phone. They all go to Aunt Mabel's for Christmas dinner, where Nikki is forced to sit at the kiddie table with all the other kids younger than her. After that, Nikki texts pics of her to Zoey and Chloe to show them the good news that is her present and imagines what kind of Christmas Brandon is having. I know. I know. I'm such a hypocrite. Because . . . . I'm a drama queen TOO!!!!!! Y'know, except I say "Oh my god!" instead of "OMG!". If you met me about 3 years ago, you would have met my "OMG" self.The lead girl usually falls for a very hot guy, right? So she DESCRIBES the hot guy over and over and over and over and over. And yeah, she might give her opinions about how hot the guy is. While the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series is by far the most popular series in my school library, Dork Diaries is also very popular. I must confess that I find Dork Diaries more enjoyable. Maybe it's because I don't find Greg very likeable, maybe because I can relate to a girl main character better. But I think that it is most likely because Nikki personifies so well the dramas of middle school. I have to laugh at how horrified she becomes at things that I no longer would even blink at, but which really are so important to kids at that age. I also like Nikki and her friends because they are real with talents and weaknesses who often make poor decisions and then have to live with the consequences. Oh, and yeah, the happy ending was pretty predictable. There's been one in every Nikki Maxwell book so far, but somehow, I sorta don't mind.

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Ocr ABBYY FineReader 11.0 (Extended OCR) Ocr_converted abbyy-to-hocr 1.1.11 Ocr_module_version 0.0.14 Old_pallet IA18114 Openlibrary_edition Christmas is right around the corner and the Maxwells are getting into the spirit. Mr. Maxwell and Brianna decorate Max the Roach up, much to Nikki's horror. Just when she was finally gonna tell Chloe and Zoey the truth about her scholarship, too. Don’t miss out! I LOVE PARIS, the brand new DORK DIARIES, is out now! Have you read all the DORK DIARIES series? Well, this is just another opportunity for me to bash on paranormal romances. (I . . . dislike them.) Melodramatic, Typical Paranormal-Romance Lead Girl (ew.): He was so beautiful as he walked down the hallway, he seemed to glide like an angel. His muscles flexed gracefully as he walked towards the door. His skin glistened as he reached for the door knob, and he twisted it so slowly and angelically that I almost fainted. (Please note that this particular lead girl was describing a shirtless guy opening a door.)

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Anyway, overall, if you're not freaked out by your average teenage girliness and you want a good laugh from a book, this book is the one you should put on your to-read list! Nikki prepares to go to Fuzzy Friends with Brandon and gives him a bow from Brianna for wrapping around the puppies. They take some photos with the puppies wearing it and they are so sad to see Nikki go, they pounce on her. Despite that, Nikki has a wonderful time. Brandon takes a photo of the puppies wearing the pieces of ribbon for Nikki to give to Brianna as thanks.