Milk**, , Sugar, , Cocoa Butter, , Cocoa Mass, , Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea), , Emulsifiers (E442, E476), , Flavourings, , Contains Milk. Allergy Advice: May contain Nuts, Wheat , **The equivalent of 426 ml of Fresh Liquid Milk in every 227 g of Milk Chocolate, , Milk Solids 20 % minimum, actual 23 %, , Cocoa Solids 20 % minimum, , Contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter My friend said she didn’t understand my milk puns. I told her it’s all white, it’s a bit inside joke. I let out a moan. This is the best feeling ever! I tell myself as daddy keeps rubbing. Daddy the slips one of his fingers inside my princess parts making me moan out loud. Short Story Writing | Writers | Read Online | Writing Contests | Writing Software | Writing Journals | Writing A Book | Writing A Novel Did you enjoy these delicious milk puns? We hope they left a satisfying feeling in your gut, and they weren’t too cheesey. Feel free to share these amazing milk puns with your friends, family, and even your local dairy farmer!

Honestly, he’s almost as fascinated with the whole process as I am. I love growing a new life in my belly, feeling myself grow and change. I particularly appreciate what it’s done for my breasts. They’re so much bigger, now. I wonder how they’ll be after I pop out a few more kids for Daddy? I’ll be a big breeding cow, just for him. I hope it won’t get too difficult for us to have wild, babymaking sex once our kids get older. Same, baby girl. I can’t wait, either. I wonder if it’ll be a boy… or if I’ll have four daughters, now?’ Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.He fingers me, rubbing my clit, turning me into a squirming little mess. I’m glad to have found such a wonderful, lewd partner so early in my life. I’d never expected said partner to be my father, but who cares? Nobody else knows. I’d also never expected to have children so early on, but that’s great, too. I’ll get to see them grow up, but still be fairly young myself! I’ll be able to keep up with them for ages, too. Maybe they’ll want an older guy to breed them, too… I can’t imagine being a grandma! We promise these won’t leave a sour taste in your mouth. Feel free to pour yourself a glass of milk because we got milk jokes. Enjoy! Funny Milk Puns

Slowly, Daddy pulled His lips from mine, but I hungered for more. I felt so ashamed of how I was feeling, and how warm my body had gotten from just a simple kiss from Him. I wanted to cry. I wanted to scream. I wanted to tell Daddy that it wasn’t the other boys making me cry now, that it was Him. I wanted Him to be like that Daddy I knew He was, and not this monster taking advantage of me. But I kept silent. A thought occurred to me at that moment; maybe if I was good, then He would stop. Naïve of me to think of it now, but at that moment, it made sense. As in date? They had to be kidding. Not only was I a 29-year-old single mom with dishes in the sink and baby clothes with stains I'd never actually scrub out, but I breastfed "on demand." How in the world could I even think about hooking up with some hot man when my cha-chas were making milk? What’s a chocolate milk’s favorite type of music? Smooth Jazz, it loves all the smooth and creamy notes.Why was the farmer good at math? He knew how to add and multiply, but most importantly, he knew how to divide the milk. What do you get when two people boil tea leaves in milk together and put it into the freezer? Solid-dairy-tea. I brought some spoiled milk to my first economics class. I heard we’d be learning about gross domestic products, and I thought bringing an example would give me extra credit. Horror Writing | Screenplay Writing | How To Write | Write Books | Read Write | Writing Tips | Writing Tools | Writing Community Why was the farmer always quiet when milking? Because it’s hard to talk when you’re udder concentration.

Advisory: This story contains adult themes 18+. It is intended for mature readers who love their erotica to be hot, steamy and rough! All characters are over eighteen, and no characters are related by blood. Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about milk that are also awesome milk jokes for adults and kids to be told! Our baby falls asleep, and I take her to her room. Then, Daddy and I play with each other on the couch. I mean, I know it’s a bit beyond ‘playing’, but I like to think of things this way. Really, we shouldn’t ever be doing any of this sort of stuff together, especially the making babies part… I know that. But nobody will ever know. I’m going to give birth during summer break, so plenty of my friends didn’t even realise I was pregnant a third time. It's always after the fact when I realize I should be wearing a soft muzzle. The lawyer's enthusiasm was a sure giveaway that I'd said too much. I didn't know if I should crawl under the table or give him a high-five. Was I flattered or freaked out? Or a little of both? He cums in me again, not going too rough on account of my pregnancy. I smile, thanking him, telling him how I can’t wait to meet your baby.One astronaut says to another. I can’t find any milk for my coffee. The other astronaut replies “In space no one can. Here, use cream”. Why did the dad start jogging every day? To build up his stamina for all the times he keeps leaving for milk! Still, he did the right thing: He asked if I had a photo of M., and when I pulled one from my wallet, he used the word adorable. The milk was playing hide and seek, but I found it hiding in the fridge, it couldn’t handle the suspense.