Angela Archbold suggests the usage of "haddaway and loss yasel", meaning you are talking rubbish. Read More Related Articles I'm not very empathetic, but I have friends who are so I just imagine how they must feel." Ian Smith Translation: The raspberry or strawberry flavour sauce used to garnish ice cream cones sold from a van. E.g. “Please can I have a cigarette, I’m desperate.” 5. “Turn up the wireless, it’s geet good music on a Sunday morning” Jeremy Corbyn has ignored advice for the over-70s to self-isolate so he can do PMQ's - hoping that one well-aimed cough is all he needs to bring down the government.” Pierre Novellie

My favourite pub game is snooker. Any game whose rules basically amount to finding a table covered in mess and slowly and methodically putting it all away out of sight is one with which I can empathise emphatically.” – Jon Richardson (Photo: BBC) My children won’t even eat chips because some clever so-and-so at school told them potato was a vegetable.” – Victoria Wood A slight resurgence under new manager Rafael Benítez was not enough to keep the club in the Premier League and they now face the next campaign in a lower division with a high wage bill after splashing out on players this season.

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A statement to foreshadow the fact that Newcastle city centre will be full of disorientated and loud Geordies. 9. “Divvin’ be nebby”

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs.” – Peter Kay Some dialect has been around for donkeys and is still used today, but plenty of old phrases have fallen out of fashion since we heard our parents and grandparents coming out with them.

“Divvin’ be nebby”

What’s the difference between a Magpie bird and a Magpie player? A magpie bird is renowned for collecting silverware! We made it as clear as we could. We wanted to be ourselves when we played AC Milan and we were not where we needed to be," Howe added. Non Geordie translation: sparrow, but also refers to the role played by red-haired actress Lynydann Barrass in Byker Grove. Geordie saying: up a height

Before Brexit, the Withdrawal Agreement was just me and my wife’s preferred method of contraception." Mark Nelson Not to be confused with stottie cake, a popular type of bread bun generally expected to bounce if dropped. Ann Widdecombe has said ‘science could find an answer’ to being gay. Being gay is not a question, but if it was the answer is 'Yass Kween'.” Joe Sutherland

Translation: Meaning to wade, paddle or splash in the shallows of the sea. 25. “Can I have monkey’s blood on me 99?” The Brownies are very woke these days. They have a ’smashing the patriarchy’ badge. If you win it, your dad has to sew it onto your uniform." Lucy Porter Non Geordie translation: I'd rather not, thanks (usually in response to being asked whether you fancy someone) In the space of 12 months, Rafa Benitez has gone from Napoli to Real Madrid to the Sky Bet Championship with Newcastle.

If you apply the front brake on your bike too hard, you’ll crowp your creels”. 17. “Don’t do that or the neighbours will play war” And how the Toon Army relished this as their side delivered the performance and occasion they had craved to put themselves in a good position with four points from their opening two group games. Not really knowing what an SAFC supporter was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd.Therefore, “How, man, divvin’ dunchus” would be a sensible way to warn a fellow motorist of an impending prang. 27. “Get doon on ya honkas man” Gay conversion camps try to make gay people into straight people using theatre. That's like a fat camp using Korean barbecue." Sam Morrison People say big girls don’t cry but that’s not true. They cry because they’re fat. They cry because they can’t get a boyfriend. And they cry because there’s no trifle left.” – Sarah Millican (Photo: BBC) The phrase means “I’d rather not, thanks” - usually in response to being asked whether you fancy someone.