To mark this historic occasion, I thought it would be appropriate to show myself doing what I do for every photo-shoot – getting myself made-up, so I can look my best! Of course. Please go ahead. I am more anxious than anyone to get to the bottom of my beloved husband’s death.” Judge Boucher: As you have previously declared, you are woman who enjoys intimate relations with many lovers, and partcipates in many other unusual sexual activities. I understand that - for a woman such as you - sex can be a very casual business. But, perhaps – in this particular case – you may have had some special feelings for Colonel Barrington? My late husband’s humungous wealth continues to pour into my Swiss bank account from the mysterious Wassamassaw Mining and Manufacturing Company, and another visitation from that corporation’s European representative Mr Duane Rollo Renaud is due later this month. Meanwhile, I am enjoying the early summer sunshine, and I hope that you will enjoy this selection of summer outfits that my darling Ezra photographed me modelling in and around the extensive grounds of my late husband’s Monte Carlo Palace.

You see me captured during an assignation in the garden of my Monte Carlo Palace with Mme Battaglia, Deputy Commissioner of Police for the Principality. We two have been having an affair ever since Battaglia began investigating the sudden death of my husband, Le Duc de D’Or Baleine, and the five other passengers who were travelling in my late husband’s private jet. Monaco’s Police Commissioner Mme Battaglia (another of my current lovers) is of the opinion that I should not so openly be practicing my chosen profession whilst still under investigation by the French Authorities for conspiracy to murder my husband. But Colonel Barrington maintains that my husband would have wanted me to continue as normal in my professional activities. I thought I would wear something glamorous and sexy for my first interview with the visiting French Investigative Judge. I believe in always putting my best foot forward! Exactly, Lady Rebecca.“ Battaglia bit his lower lip nervously. “This looks very bad to the authorities in Nice and Marseille. It could be seen as confirmation of the suspicions that they have entertained from the very outset: that you and The Duke of Burgundy were co-conspirators in a plot against your late husband’s life!”Extract from a recent phone conversation with M. Battaglia, Deputy Commissioner of Police for the Principality of Monaco…. The Duke of Burgundy is another suspect, Lady Rebecca” Battaglia explained – with some agitation. “If he were to marry you, it could be seen as a way of ensuring that you are not in a position to testify against him.” Peut-être n'avez-vous pas communiqué directement avec lui, Votre Seigneurie. Peut-être que des messages ont été passés entre vous et M. Juice via un tiers - peut-être par votre ami, confident et amant, le colonel Barrington ? »

I organize regular shoots with top photographers, so that my girls are always depicted in the latest fashions and look as chic as possible – like extremely tarty supermodels! Some of these shoots are consciously “vanilla” – presenting my posh ladies as glamorous escorts, who can be safely taken to any social occasion without fear of embarrassment. Clients have invited my snooty sluts to royal garden parties, embassy receptions, and media award ceremonies - without ever incurring problems!

Group pool

Here is a brief guide to the final group of eight aristocratic ladies who are entered for our Sodality Trials next weekend! There are in total 32 entries for the trials, and a total of eight of these ladies will be invited to join the Sisterhood once the trials have been completed. This will make a new grand total of 21 titled ladies to comprise the Sodality. Breeding, brains, wealth and beauty are essential requirements for membership, but our trials will determine which ladies also have the moral decadence, corrupting sensuality and insatiable sexual appetites to qualify for full membership!! As both a working prostitute myself, and a Madame controlling the activities of other working girls, the image presented to the world by The Salon is very important to me. I am a businesswoman first and foremost, and in business the customer is King. And in our chosen profession, we have to find ways of overcoming the inhibitions some of our potential clientele may have about paying for sex – even if it is sex with beautiful, sophisticated and aristocratic ladies! Judge M. Raymond Boucher of the Nice Cour D’Assises is handling the French end of the investigation into my husband’s unexplained death – which occurred when his private jet exploded, killing not only my husband Le Duc de D’Or Baleine, but also five crew members and travelling companions. Judge Boucher is receiving full co-operation from the authorities here in Monaco. After a bare minimum of opening pleasantries, he came straight to the point. This time there was a very clear winner, which (somewhat unusually) turned out to be the very last outfit shown. Here is the final tally of votes cast for each outfit: