They will deny it of course, but if that proves to be the case, it should mean top level resignations and could kill off This Morning for good. I’d love to see the full film of Bradley Walsh’s son Barney trying to get Brad to bungee jump from the absurdly high Contra Dam. I felt for young, likeable Bukayo Saka who has been left nursing a pain that will never quite leave him. Higgins won the last frame of the final with a breath-taking 135 clearance, and then tearfully embraced wife Lynn and their baby daughter. But I saw Seann Walsh did a blinding Hancock impression at Up The Creek comedy club last weekend – no words, just hands and thrusts.

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One deals with failure, the blues and a shovel full of horse crap, the other was a rag and bone man. I’m chatting to folk star Suzanne Vega in today’s Sunday Express Review, and talking telly with David Barry better known as Frankie Abbott from Please Sir! I’m chatting to prog rock legend and all-round gent Rick Wakeman in today’s Sunday Express Review, and talking telly with real-life Del-boy turned author Ali Blood… Rick’s online here.

Like the captivating sea angels, glow-in-the-dark water slugs under two inches long which feast on smaller “sea butterflies” off Russia’s north-west coast. veteran Sue Hodge gets on her soapbox about the state of TV comedy in today’s Sunday Express Review, and I’m talking telly with 80s singing sensation Sam Brown, daughter of Joe. She’s breastfeeding but they’re pert and perfect with permanently erect nipples, so hard they could take your eye out.

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The trouble is if you could put your essence into an android body, like on Altered Carbon on Netflix, you know the super-rich would get beautiful healthy avatars while the poor would be lumbered with bodies like mine or Jo Brand’s. REALITY show of the Year: Tiger King – the stranger-than-fiction story of charismatic zoo owner Joe Exotic – a life of big cats, bad mullets, bitter accusations and murder plots. Ma Katherine doesn’t trust her but luckily Finn took a shine to her and they hit the sheets, watched through a hole in the ceiling rose by his batty brother Rory, who is fashionably OCD. Jeremy Corbyn couldn’t have come up with a smarter plan to throttle entrepreneurs, stifle growth and blow away possible Brexit gains.ODDER, Googlebox telling us what an exciting week of TV we’ve had and then cutting straight to the first review – a decades-old movie. Yeah, she looked at all of Walford’s psychos and losers and realised the world doesn’t need more of these. And new regulars: Alan (Frasier’s old whisky-loving Oxford buddy), Harvard psychiatry department head Olivia, and Niles’ awkward son David. The show joyfully captures the authentic feel of old US sitcoms like I Love Lucy and The Dick Van Dyke Show, with a large dollop of Bewitched whenever Wanda uses her telekinetic powers.

AVENGERS heroes Wanda Maximoff and Vision have resurfaced as newly-weds in an old black and white sitcom in Disney’s WandaVision. Besides, he’s trumped constantly by reality – Madeley on GMB, Piers doing The Great British Walk Off etc. This format requires more skill than the micro-celeb version, and yet the finished dishes are often over-fussy and under-cooked. BRIAN Conley rocked up on EastEnders as Terry “Rocky” Cant, although considering the local crime rate it would’ve made more sense for him to have come as Dangerous Brian. I need answers quickly before my own sinister mob is infiltrated by a steely but scantily-clad DI Liz Hurley.One associated with dark tales of ghosts and vampires –, that’s Nick; Marilyn popped up with a matching haircut and shades on The Nine Lives of Ozzy Osbourne. Corporal Tom Harley coped by deciding “I’m dead already” but he’d lived with the consequences of never feeling fully alive since.