Bob Dylan’s first appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman is a wild story in itself. The show’s bandleader, Paul Shaffer, shared his own slightly bewildering account of Dylan’s Letterman debut: Shaffer had been trying to engage Dylan in conversation, only to get blank stares in return. Eventually, Dylan perks up: “Paul, do you think you could introduce me Larry ‘Bud’ Melman?’” Ah, the need for change has brought a lot of us to the brink…and for some, this involves just wanting to do something happy and fun with our hair like one of these funny hairstyles. By that, we mean something out of the ordinary for a change, just for a short period of time. That’s how we feel about these so-called funny haircuts. Because if there’s any time that we need to be put into a good mood, it’s nowadays. Sigh. death, funny, memory, simile, thanks, tribute, A Hope Memory Tribute Bob Hope In our lives you were forever, When Bob Dylan wanted a break from the harsh limelight while he was touring England during his electric Judas phase, he met up with his old pal Muff Winwood and casually began discussing ghosts. The American troubadour for some reason figured that there’d be “some good ones in England,” because, as we all know, there are inexplicably more ghosts from Victorian-era Britain than from any other place or period in the long history of humans dying.

Bob Dylan won the Nobel Prize in Literature on Thursday, and maybe he was deserving and maybe he wasn’t. I’m in no position to judge, since I like every album he’s ever released, even the bad ones. I can confidently say, though, that Dylan is a world-class weirdo. He was born different, that’s for sure, but living for so long under intense scrutiny probably didn’t help tamp down any interpersonal oddness. When people hail you as a prophet and a genius and dig through your garbage for clues about your day-to-day life, it’s got to do things to your head.Everyone’s nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that’s just to protect his buns. ~ Bob Hope. A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question. My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade. ~ Bob Hope. Not really funny, just kinda curious: In a 1968 interview given by his mother, Beatty Zimmerman, and reprinted in the Dylan fanzine Isis, she said, “He was a gorgeous child who just exuded personality. He had very blond hair. I put ribbons in his hair up to a year old. I used to say to him, ‘Bobby, you should have been a girl.’”

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read) No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that’s why we have two parties. ~ Bob Hope.

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned. ~ Bob Hope. My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens. ~ Bob Hope. In her memoir Wishful Drinking , Fisher writes about getting a call from Dylan. He’d been asked to endorse a cologne called Just Like a Woman, but he didn’t like that name and wanted her advice on alternates. She gave him a few sarcastic options: “Ambivalence, for the scent of confusion”; “Arbitrary, for the man who doesn’t gave a shit how he smells”; and “Empathy — feel like them and smell like this.” To her surprise, “Bob actually liked those!” This one’s popped up a bunch of places: Dylan uses ouzo to tame his curly hair. Maybe that’s what Joni Mitchell smelled in Japan?

anti bullying, cheer up, child, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, Our Daughter Bob my wife insists im a slob Fortunately, Winwood had heard some mystic tale through the grapevine that there was an old, abandoned house nearby, and as fate would have it, the locals believed that it was haunted by the ghost of a dog. Naturally, Dylan is chomping at the bit when he hears this enticing tale and they all hotfoot it over to the typical delipidated spectre abode for a curious poke around its darkened dominion. Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.The great wry singer-songwriter Aimee Mann told a story on “The Best Show” on WFMU about being summoned to meet Dylan while opening for him on a tour. They get into a conversation about the music they each like to listen to, and Dylan says, “The only thing I can’t stand, though, is, I can’t stand those story songs.” Which Mann realizes is weird, since he’s written a huge amount of those. She calls him out: “You mean like ‘Tangled Up in Blue?’” Dylan says he doesn’t play that one anymore. Mann points out he’d played it the night before.