If I was an alien, I would feel rather aggrieved by the fact that humans seem to believe the only thing they’re interested in is probing our anuses. Parents Charged After Their Five-Year Old, Who Had Cocaine In His System, Shot Their 16-Month-Old Baby On another, captioned “Santa has been naughty,” a lingerie-clad Mrs. Claus was depicted holding a whip and preparing to strike her husband’s bare behind.

The other items depicted the famous Christmas couple in compromising positions, according to Canada’s Global News. On one, a pants-less Santa Claus was seen “roasting his chestnuts” atop a burning fireplace.

It’s a bit tougher here in the southern hemisphere, given that it’s usually somewhere around 30 degrees this time of year, but anybody who has ever worn a quality jumper to a Christmas party appreciates the knowing nod other revellers give you. The ‘let it snow’ jumper might be quite popular with some of the Bree Street crowd, reports the Washington Post: Anyway, we have bigger problems to worry about, like how this country is going to keep the Christmas lights on.