You just put your penis inside, and I promise you it’s a really, really nice feeling.” Image: me.me It will control your life for the first two weeks so be careful if your work requires 100% of your brain to complete your tasks.” Tenga puts a lot of focus on research and development, always pushing the boundaries with new technology to create new products and improve upon existing products.

There are five vibration settings (low, high, pulse, alternating, random), plus pressure pads that create subtle suction. You’ll need to liberally apply lube inside to get a better sensation. When these are removed you can open it up to reveal the rubber inside which looks a bit like one of the pods in The Matrix where the robots were growing babies. If that is a metaphor for the Tenga, then the Flip Zero is a couple of well-mannered pricey drinks in a very nice pub with a good friend. As opposed to the normal wank which is 24 cans of Carlsberg in your lounge before going to Tiger Tiger and spilling Jagermeister on yourself all night.And then you’ve got the Tenga Flip Zero EV (Electronic Vibration), which is double the price of the standard device… but offers so much more. Image: usstore.tenga-global.com According to the makers of the product, “Rumbling vibrations from within the elastomer sleeve bring a sensation from another world to your hands.” Image: tenga-global.com He says it’s definitely an improvement on the original Tenga, showing how the insert hole is fully seamless on this one, which doesn’t allow for any leakage of lubricant.

At first glance it could be a fancy bedside light or an unusual flask, but you don’t put your Bovril in this, pal – you put your knob in it. Another thought I had when the ‘guyvibrator’ was brought up: Why hadn’t I considered buying a wanking device before? I recently stumbled across the most peculiar sex toy for men. Seriously, its space-age design is akin to what you’d find in Elon Musk’s portfolio of inventions. The Flip Zero EV measures the same size as its counterpart, just over 7 inches deep. It’s a tad heavier, at 530 grams. And you’ll be happy to know that it comes with a charging-station base, so it’ll dry and charge at the same time.The Tenga Flip Zero EV is a new addition to Tenga’s Flip series, that brings in electronic vibrations (that’s what the EV stands for). It’s an electronic male masturbation toy that flips open for easy lubing and cleaning.