Most purchases from business sellers are protected by the Consumer Contract Regulations 2013 which give you the right to cancel the purchase within 14 days after the day you receive the item. Adam Millard is the author of twenty novels, twelve novellas, and more than two hundred short stories, which can be found in various collections and anthologies. If you have a mad sense of humour (if you like stuff like The League Of Gentlemen, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Monty Python and so on), you might just get a kick out of this.

Lurking in the shadows a cloaked figure has been kidnapping Santa’s helpers as he works his way through the Land of Christmas. The elves were already behind with their toy making thanks to the heavy snowfall that’d ground the Land of Christmas to a complete standstill during the run up to Christmas. What it will do (obviously depending on your sense of humour) is make you laugh at the sheer inappropriateness of it. It did succeed in making me laugh sometimes and, despite the plot being literally insane, it was well-written enough to keep me engaged.Each one of these classic crew neck jumpers are carefully finished with a bold, vibrant and long-lasting DTG digital printed design, with eco-friendly ink. To enable personalized advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies.

Things are also behind schedule this year, thanks to a freak blizzard, which means extra shifts around the clock. Here they meet a psychotic German surgeon whose life-long fantasy is to connect humans together via their gastric systems. Finance is provided by PayPal Credit (a trading name of PayPal UK Ltd, Whittaker House, Whittaker Avenue, Richmond-Upon-Thames, Surrey, United Kingdom, TW9 1EH). And that’s because, whether you’re cleverer-than-Stephen-Hawkins’-calculator or as thick-as-two-short-planks, whether you’re black or white, male, female (or a bit of both), whether you’re rich or poor, fat or thin, whoever the hell you are – each and every one of you will be amused by this joyfully festive romp.I truly think people will enjoy this more than they may give themselves credits for up front just base on initial judgments… but I will let everyone make their own minds up about The Human Santapede! If it were renamed I may have not picked it up; had it lived up to the first two films more than the third I'd have not been able to put it down. To enable personalised advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies.

I read it in a single sitting, laughed out loud several times, and the rest of the family absolutely REFUSED to let me share any excerpts. A humorous British Bizarro story set in the ‘Land of Christmas’ which will not quickly be forgotten.

There’s variety and humour throughout the novel, and most importantly, there’s a damn good plot to keep the whole thing tight as an elves arsehole. Getting humour in fiction right, especially this kind of humour, is very difficult and it's a testament to Millard that he manages it with aplomb.