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Be sure you always have fresh ice cubes ready to go—a task made easy if you own a useful refillable silicone ice cube tray like this one above. While there’s no true replacement for a body-safe sex toy, Rae Chen, sex and beauty editor of TheNotice. If you want to have a ‘messy’ sexual experience that may include bodily fluids and don’t want to ruin your sheets, a shower curtain may be the thing you need,” O’Neill says.Our anatomical pillows make the cutest medical student gift, nursing student gift or anyone who loves plush organs. Experts don’t recommend you insert anything that isn’t an actual sex toy inside of you, but if you must, Chen says: “Insertable household items like the iconic hairbrush, toothbrush, or cucumber should be covered with a condom to prevent yeast and bacterial infections. This stuffed cock can get up to nearly 12 inches long and has slightly terrifying black little eyes that you could get lost in if you tried.