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Gene Hunt: We need to nail this fast. Sam Tyler: So, we preserve the scene. We dust for prints Gene: [Interrupting] You've seen it out there, Sam. People are scared. Pull in someone from the "we don't like you" list. We put their prints on the hammer, charge 'em, whip it past the beak. There's loads of scum out there deserve another spell inside. It'll buy us more time. Sam Tyler: Look Guv, you wanna wear the Sheriff's badge? Well it comes with responsibilities; thorough, and by-the-book! Gene Hunt: Cobblers! The public don't care what we do, just that we get the job done! Chris Skelton: Too right, you don't want a mirror at the dentist do you? Gene Hunt: Oi! Referee! Has anyone ever told you you need glasses, you dozy git? Next time, I run you over! Wrongful Death [1.7] [ edit ] Gene Hunt: Now is not the time to have a one night stand with your conscience.

Gene Hunt: Detective Sergeant Ray Carling, you are hereby stripped of your rank and demoted to Detective Constable. From now on, your main responsibilities will be maintenance of CID stationery cupboard. You will account for every pen, pencil and paper clip in this office. Ray Carling: Oh, come on, guv... Gene Hunt:You will only participate in other investigations at my discretion. Half your wages for the next twelve months, including any overtime, will be deducted by me and given directly to the Police Benevolent Fund. You are also barred from the Railway Arms until I decide otherwise. You so much as belch out of line and I'll have your scrotum on a barbed-wire plate. Interviewing Layla at the station] Layla: He's really freaking me out, can we get him out of here? Gene Hunt: I'd love nothing better, piss off Tyler! curl one off v. To carefully deliver a stool - curler n. A lump of excrement so delivered. Also crimp off a length naval bee 1 . Thai n. Minge; hairy cheque book. 2. inter). One of several noises made by laughing gnomes,In Viz comic's Profanosaurus, it was defined rather elegantly as 'he who hoes at the pink allotment' pop shot n. A scene in a pornographic movie in which a male actor is required to splash his population paste (qv) on Billy Mill roundabout n. The climactic point of masturbation. From the A1058 Coast Road in Newcastle, e.g. 'My mumblers n. Tight women's bicycle shorts through which you can 'see the lips moving but can't understand a word.

Undercover [2.8] [ edit ] [Sam and Gene are having another discussion about police work] Sam Tyler: Our definitions of policing may vary marginally. Gene Hunt: And yours is? Sam Tyler: Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law. Gene Hunt: Training college? Sam Tyler: RoboCop. [Pause] You can't uphold the law by breaking it. floater n. 1. Scotch A turd in the pan which will not flush away. 2. Member of the crap 70s soul band, e.g. Larry. drop a pebble euph. To erroneously emit a small body of faeces whilst attempting to break wind, Also follow through. Sam Tyler: If we can't police ourselves, how are the public supposed to trust us? Gene Hunt: The public don't give a damn what we do, as long as we get results. Sam Tyler: You're wrong.

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Frances Ruth Tophill [1] is a British horticulturist, author, and television presenter known for her contributions to Love Your Garden and Gardeners' World. She has written five books.

Phrs. In serious trouble. An adaptation of the saying up the creek without a paddle, meaning the same.thrap v. To masturbate furiously; to give it six nowt on the Right Honourable member for Underpants, Open University is on TV, presenter's geometry-exercising turns into medical diagnostics from 2006.] Sam: [alerted and denying he'd be in a deep coma] Wait! I'm in BUPA! Get me out of here! Vrb phrs. To think, to use one's ingenuity, to use one's head. Loaf (of bread), rhyming slang on head. E.g."Use your loaf and think about the consequences of carrying a knife on the street." Phrs. Of a woman, menstruating and therefore considered unavailable for sex. From being out of service and unusable, like a vehicle in for repair. pant moustache n. The effect achieved when the mapatasi (qv) extends symmetrically beyond either side of the